What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
My dad died in the 9 11 attack he was a good pilot
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
You were born on the highway, Thats where most accidents happen.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
