Crash Jokes

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing

Wow that was explosive!

Man I'm on fire 🔥 today

Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.

In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?

1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!

What is the difference between a plane and a helicoptor.

A plane hits a building but a helicopter hits the floor