Crash jokes
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.