Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
My grandpa died in 9/11 he crashed a plane
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
what did dom toerreto say about the tree paul walker hit famly strong but not that strong
The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
My dad died in the 9 11 attack he was a good pilot
what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
how did we know princess Diana had dandruff.. cos the police found her head and shoulders on the dash
Three Nuns died in a car crash, they went up to heaven at the pearly gates the gate keeper said this really should not have happened so I am going to send you back to earth as different people so tell me who you want to be or look like the first nun said I want to look like Madonna puff,,you look like her now and but you can’t use her name And sent her down to earth. The second one said I want to look like Marilyn Monroe he then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun I said I want to look like Sarah Pipalini. The gate keeper says to her, Sarah Pipalini who is that? she gives the gate keeper a newspaper article he reads it shakes his head no and says it’s not Sarah Pipalini it Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
How is Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same they both hit the ground really hard.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. my dad was a great pilot!
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
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Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
