Its hasn't been the same since kobe died I cant say kobe and more when going to shoot a shot now i have to say KOBE CRASH
There was a plane crash the pilots names where Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk and Bang Ding Ow
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,"I want to be more handsome than the first guy.", God granted his wish. "The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish
No one: The indians steering the ship: “SIR I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T GIVE ME YOUR PASSWORD I WILL CRASH THIS SHIP INTO THE BRIDGE”
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
Mcdonalds has a drive through Twin towers has a fly through
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
What do you get when you have a class of kids, and a speeding car? A 24 killstreak
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
1 2 3 4 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
Why didnt the chicken cross the road He got hit
looks like McSkillet McKilledIt
How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
I'd make 9/11 jokes but they'd just crash and burn.
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
My grandpa died in 911 ,he was a great pilot
