Crash jokes
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
A project manager, a mechanical engineer, and a computer scientist are on a road trip through the mountains. As they're going down a pass, the brakes suddenly fail. The car goes off the road and crashes down into the valley. A bit dazed, the three of them get out.
The project manager says, "Well, the best thing to do is to have a meeting and assess the situation."
The mechanical engineer replies, "Nonsense, I have my pocketknife, I'll fix the brakes with that."
Then the computer scientist comes along and says, "Why make it so complicated? Let's push the car back up the road, get in, and see if it happens again."
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.
The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"
The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"
The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.