Crash Jokes

Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn

why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn

Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.

who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?

OR JAMAL?

What did the plane say to the tower? ''Yo can I crash at your place for a bit and can my boy crash at your boys place

Her: I love kobe bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: Atleast you don't say save the trees cus damn kobe is good

I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you

What did one plane say to the other?

It’s been a Long day, I’m ready to crash.

Other plane: No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!

9/11 jokes aren’t funny.

They always crash and burn.

What did the car say when it crashed? Thats Wheely unfortunate.

What does Kobe and the Twin towers have in common?

The pilots just couldn't stick the landing

Wow that was explosive!

Man I'm on fire 🔥 today

The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole

My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side so i crashed the car.

Pilot: This is my last flight everyone Passangers: *Clap* Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason. To conquer my greatest fear. Flight Attendant: And what is that? Pilot: Dying alone. * speeds up towards Twin Towers* Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jeng------

What do you say when going for a dunk in basket ball

Kobe crash

pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT ITS GONNA BLOW

a guy crashed his ford suv he couldnt ESCAPE.

If I was an object in this world I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I'm a star! Because one of these days I'm going to crash and burn...

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.

If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it's dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I'm like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I'm like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I'm like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety

Help me....