Crash Jokes

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What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?

There is none they both go up in flames.

Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? everywhere

Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming

Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming

The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away

The son comes outside and steps on a crack

The dad then dies in a car crash

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed the car.

I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers and gunpoint forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you pendu! 🤬🤬

A guy bought a AMG and crashed it, now he knows how the mercedes BENZ.

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

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here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter? They both have torn rotators.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning. And my driver’s license got revoked too.

I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11. Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket

A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.

Three ladies were on a flight, when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing." The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich, and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great t*ts and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."