I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
What did the twin towers order for dinner
2 large planes
Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
I Saw A Helicopter On January 26, 2020 Then Kobe Was On The News
Who lives in the pineapple under the see, Malasian Airlines Flight 303!
You were born on the highway, Thats where most accidents happen.
Why did the child drop their icecream They got hit by a bus
(amazing pick up line) yoo what if we got matching tattoos u get 2 towers and i get a plane, Bc i crashed right into ur life ;)
Why is the U.S so mad about the twin towers it was an accident the pilots where new
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14 but my console somehow kept crashing
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell...
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
I tried to start a music career but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
I dont like 9 11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar
my wifi must be kobe because it crashed hard
The other day my Computer crashed. Luckily there were no injuries.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
