Crash jokes

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.