A blonde crashes a airplane Officer: could you please explain to me what happened? Woman: It got so cold in the plane I turned the fan off. Officer: *face palms self* Also officer: Here's you sign
2 planes crashed into 2 separate towers.
Now 2 towers crash into 2 separate planes.
My wife told me to contact more of my feminine side I crashed the car and fucked my trainer
what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl
sorry cringy jok3
Why did the plane go to kfc,
To lose its wings and crash
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn
Kobe bryant helicopter crash jokes daily
Is you home the twin towers? because I’m tryna crash!
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
Your forehead so big i think thats what Kobe crashed into
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car
you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash that is a 2006 stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes? Josef Vasicek
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
