I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
