Crash jokes

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

A blonde crashes an airplane.

Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

Officer: *face palms self*

Also officer: Here's your sign.

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Kobe: "Don't crash!"

Helicopter: *Crashes*

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.