Crash jokes
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.