Crash jokes

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?

Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.

Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!

Stacy: lol

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

There's a plane crash. Every single person died.

Who lived? The married people!

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...