Crash jokes
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.