Crash Jokes

As the car is crashed, "I see a light"

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash that is a 2006 stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes? Josef Vasicek

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why

Why did the plane go to kfc,

To lose its wings and crash

My gf told me i have to be more in touch with my feminine side. So i crashed the car

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons~ they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl

sorry cringy jok3

Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn

Is you home the twin towers? because I’m tryna crash!

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there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!

one day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said,"First time?"