Crash jokes
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"