Crash jokes
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
How did we know Princess Diana had dandruff?
'Cause the police found her Head and Shoulders on the dash.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman?
At least the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place.
There are 4 people on a plane while it's crashing and there are only 3 parachutes. There's Opera, Obama, a little girl, and Trump. Opera grabs a parachute and says, "I'm famous, I get one!" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well, I'm president, of course I get one!" Obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since you're the future of our generation, take the last one." The little girl hugs Obama and says, "Actually, we can both have one. Trump took my backpack!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.