Crash jokes

One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"

Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.

I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.

My gf told me I have to be more in touch with my feminine side, so I crashed the car.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

What did the mom say to the twins?

"Go crash a plane!"

Yo mama is so fat, when she came on this website, the whole server crashed!

Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

The Titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship, and they never crashed into an iceberg. He just shat off the front of the ship!

I was riding my bike down the road!

When a car started coming, I started running.

It put me in a crash with my elbow through my ass! ;)

The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building, so he had a much better flying record.

Why did the computer go to bed?

It needed to crash.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.