Crash

Crash jokes

Airplane

    • A blonde crashes an airplane.

    Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?

    Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.

    Officer: *face palms self*

    Also officer: Here's your sign.

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    • Girlfriend

    • You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.

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    • Road

    • Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.

    The British: We drive on the left side of the road.

    Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

    Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

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    • Crash memes

    Orphan

    • I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

    Lesson

    • The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

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    • Kid

    • I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

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    • Plane

    • Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?

    It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.

    Car

    • "I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.