Crash jokes
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
I am the Titanic, and I'm looking for a place to crash tonight.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Americans: We drive on the right side of the road.
The British: We drive on the left side of the road.
Russia: ROAD IS ROAD. *crashing noises follow*
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Three nuns died in a car crash. They went up to heaven at the pearly gates. The gatekeeper said, "This really should not have happened, so I am going to send you back to earth as different people. Tell me who you want to be or look like." The first nun said, "I want to look like Madonna." Puff, you look like her now, but you can’t use her name. And sent her down to earth. The second one said, "I want to look like Marilyn Monroe." He then makes her look like her and sends her down to earth. The third nun said, "I want to look like Sarah Pipalini." The gatekeeper says to her, "Sarah Pipalini, who is that?" She gives the gatekeeper a newspaper article. He reads it, shakes his head no, and says, "It’s not Sarah Pipalini, it's Sahara pipeline laid by 500 men."
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"