Crash jokes
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.
Oliver Tree just died in a helicopter crash?
He doesn't have to worry about that because, according to him, life goes onionionionionionionionionionion.
Did y'all ever hear about the great thunder crash of September 11th?
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
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