"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
my friends mom died and he also died by a crash
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
"Can we do 69?" "How about the 9/11 because were going to crash tonight."
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
