Crash jokes
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with... CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
You were born on the highway. That's where most accidents happen.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.