Crash jokes

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

This whole string is really messed up. Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. I just heard the audio recording of the crash and it said, "HE'S ON FIRE! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.

Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."

Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.

With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.

His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.

In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.

Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.

For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

I love telling good news to my patients, like they survived the crash but their family died.

"I’m going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.