Crash jokes

I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."

Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where Saint Peter greets them, "Hello sisters, welcome to heaven. Before you enter, I must ask you all a question." He asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" Well, she said, "Just once, with the tip of my little finger." "Ok, dip it in the holy water and you can enter." He repeats the question to the second nun. Well, she says, "I might of held one once." "Ok," says St. Peter, "wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter." Just then, there's a commotion down the line. One nun is trying to push in front of another. St. Peter says, "Sister Susan, there is no rush, you will get in." "That's fine," she replies, "but if I have to gargle that stuff, I want to get in before Sister Mary sticks her arse in it."

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?

The steering wheel.

I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell!

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!