Crack Jokes

this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

A dad is in a weelchair and his dughter goes dont step on a crack

Son-Dad I need a new butt. Dad-why son? Son-because my'n has a huge crack in it.

did u hear that uranus is cracked?

Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor

How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None there is no electricity

Police: Hey man look at this! * throws cocaine at fan and flew back his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I “crack” the case.

I had a friend named Mari. Sadly she did drugs. So one day I go up to her and say “Mari-juana do this????” She later asked me to leave forever..... I don’t gnome why but... it CRACKed me up abit!!!

how do you fix a cracked pumpkin? with a pumpkin patch

Knock knock Who’s there Ligma Ligma who Ligma bum crack

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phones sreens' cracked

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.

Bootylicious lol

Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?

What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.

is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'Hairy butt', so she named the House hairy butt. The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him. So she stuck her head outside and heard 'crack, so she named the baby crack. After a year or two she lost him so she called the police and said'Help! I looked all over my hairy butt but I couldn't find my little crack.