Crack jokes
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
If depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with huge amounts of autism, that would be me.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek?... You crack me up.
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep coming back, I'm gonna seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back, why? Cause you keep smelling the syrup, you worthless bitchass nlgga! You're gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life, your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing a dick daily. Your life is nothing, you serve ZERO purpose. You should kill yourself, NOW! And give somebody else a piece of that oxygen and ozone layer that's covered up so we can breathe inside this blue trapped bubble. Cause what are you here for? To worship me? Kill yourself! I mean that with a hundred percent with a thousand percent.