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Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.
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What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
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At school this gurl was like u ugly and I'm like gurl ur mirror cracks the moment u step in front of it
People on the Titanic were Cracking Up at my jokes, so did the Titanic, No Really the Titanic Cracked In Half
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
To stop my password getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: StrongBrazilianNut111
What does the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips and Crack have in common? The CIA
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpy was an egg?
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
Dad: Ok kids, this selfie will just be me! *screen cracks*
What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek...? You crack me up.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
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