Crack jokes
Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?
So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma bum crack!
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges, and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up, and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.