Crack

Crack Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

Gay Man

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Butt

How do butts stay cool in the summer?

They stay in crack conditioning.

Chair

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

Booty

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up!

Ass

Why do asses make the best detectives?

They always crack the case!

Spy

Why do asses make terrible spies?

Because they always CRACK under pressure.

Necrophiliac

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both like cracking open a cold one.

Woman

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Church

One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.

His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.

The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”

“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”