Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black. I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common? They both get a lot of crack
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on CRACK
What do you call a smart booty?
A WISE-CRACK
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A CRACK-UP
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in CRACK CONDITIONING
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop CRACKING UP
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You CRACK me up"
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company
Crack/her
Don't give emos crack there high enough
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in the butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there”
