Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in the butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there”
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am trans👍
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
Son-Dad I need a new butt. Dad-why son? Son-because my'n has a huge crack in it.
A dad is in a weelchair and his dughter goes dont step on a crack
did u hear that uranus is cracked?
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on CRACK
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in CRACK CONDITIONING
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!
