Crack jokes

Rocks rock and crack!

What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.

Are you an egg, because you crack me up?

One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.

His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.

The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”

“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”

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You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.

I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.

I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.

How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?

He CRACKed up.

I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.

Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.

What do you call a booty that tells jokes?

A crack-up!

How do butts stay cool in the summer?

They stay in crack conditioning.

Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?

Because it was on crack.

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

Son: Dad, I need a new butt.

Dad: Why, son?

Son: Because mine has a huge crack in it.

Did you hear that Uranus is cracked?