Crack jokes
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Why is Joe cool?
"I need to go to the doctor!"
"Why?"
"It has a crack in it."
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Read this:
Crack
What did you think of? A window crack or the drug?
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!