When do eggs hatch? At the CRACK of dawn
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it? The no-bell prize.
apparently imma category for jokes now. hmm... ok! #HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger", now say it backwords:)
why do ducks have feathers? *so you don't see their butt*quack* (crack)
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds. One of the kids says something. Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty? The other kid says something else. Yes. It sounds cool. After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over. But I think it's missing something though. The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking. Oh, I know what it is! After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack. The first kid speaks. Icy what you did there. The other kid replies. Good thing I didn't slip up there. The first kid replies. Well, that's snow problem. The other kid then uttered this: These puns would make the most frigid individual crack-up. The first kid then says: I know, right? They then begin a snowball fight. The other kid then says: Only the men have snowballs!
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?
What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.
“Correct,” says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.
“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.
“Correct again,” says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
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what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
There was a women from ealing, she had a peculiar feeling, she laid on her backk, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
