Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy? A: Because it was on crack.
if depression on crack fucked weed and 69 hours of not sleeping and had a baby with a huge amounts of autism that would be me
whats the diffrence between a hooker and a drug dealer a hooker can wash her crack n resell it
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
Your mother is so fast she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack
why do ducks have feathers? *so you don't see their butt*quack* (crack)
When do eggs hatch? At the CRACK of dawn
what did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved
did you sea what I did there?
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
What chicken crossed the road the donkey of the moneys
Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up
Hi guys I am Logan Taub the toad, I just want to say that by cock is so so so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also I am trans👍
You know you have twisted humour when you crack a smile when a minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the coloured ones
whats michael jacksons favorite drug? CRACK
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister, my mum said "step on a crack break your mother's back" I stepped on a crack, my sister has been in the hospital ever since
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack
I find that a lot of butts CRACK me up.
Girl playing outside: step on a line and you break your mommy's spine She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming
Girl playing outside :step on a crack and you break daddy's back She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming
The husband starts celebrating gets in the car and starts to drive away
The son comes outside and steps on a crack
The dad then dies in a car crash
Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
