friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
What do the fork say the the cake? A: I wanna piece of you
You do 1 line, you're not a crack head You drink 1 beer, you're not an alcoholic But I murder 1 person...
what did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
Lawrence in maths ;)
fuvk you geman kids especialy live
I was arrest for eating to much crack on accident. How? My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face
What do alcoholics and necrophiliac have in common? They both like cracking open a cold one
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
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Say crack my fingers. Now say that backwards...
Jeffy: I need a new butt, my old one has a crack in it.
timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
Why does the egg crack cos it's sad
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road It didnt it got stuck in a crack
why did the ground crack because of your mum
