yo mama so ugly
my screen cracked when she took her photo
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
You're so fat, when you fall, the sidewalk cracks.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
When you look in the mirror the mirror cracks
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
What chicken crossed the road the donkey of the moneys
Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the mirror I cracked up
What do you white people use as pronouns? Crack/her
Yo mamma's so fat bo one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Rocks rock and crack!
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
