Cow jokes
I lick cows for my mother.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
What goes moo? Cow.
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Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
The cow was stuck because 3 retarded piggies were blocking him.
What did the cow say to the pigs, "MOOOVE!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing? Dead mooves.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!