Cow Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road ? TO PROVE HE WASN'T A CHICKEN.

What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?

Meow.

What is mad cow disease?

How does a cow introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.

So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?

Dead chicken and dead cow.

What’s a cow with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Does chocolate milk come from black cows?

I would curse at you, but my country praises cows.

What do you call a bad bull

a bully

Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.

The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"

That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.