What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts? -- In the mooseum.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow? -- You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
