I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What do cows eat for breakfast? -- Moosli.
Where do cows keep their historical cultural artifacts?
In the mooseum.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
