What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?
Udder destruction.
what do you call a dabbing cow?
udder savagery
Why did the out of shape cow quit her job?
She got tired of jumping over the moon.
why can,t the tolit paper cross the road it was stuck in a crack
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
One hot day a cow wanted some shade.
He found a tree and started resting under it, but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed, "Moooove!" The chicken didn't move. Again, "Moooove!" and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled, "MOOOOOVE!" The chicken turned around and said, "FUCKOFF."
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
I lick cows for my mother.
Where do you get milk from? The Milky Way of course!
why do cows die cues they are to beef
what do u call a gay cow? a gay cow.
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
