How do cows laugh? Moo-haha
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
'' What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ''
"Mc Donald's."
Déjà Moo. the feeling that you've heard this Bull before.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower? De-calf!!
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
my life is such a udder disappointment what a udder failure
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container? A can 'o bull
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
WHAT KIND OF BEES PRODCE MILK BOOBIES
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
What do cows like to do? COW-culating
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
Penis
Knock knock. Who's there. Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh----MOOOO
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow? He got a pat on the head