Cow jokes
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".