Hoof jokes
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Toes for hoes.
Hoe?
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.