Hoof jokes
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.