What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
How does a cow do math? With a cow-culator
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
What do you call a cow with all of his legs -high steaks
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
