what do you call a cow that no one likes? the mooser
where do cows go to see the big screen? The moovietheatre
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
what did the man say to the girl? You just milked a cow.
what do you call a cow that fell
ground beefffffff --- Aaron
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
One day Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
A person went to tell a joke: Knock knock! Who’s there? I don’t remember! (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now) I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
Q.Why did the cow cross the road A.Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie
What is a cow 🐮 that does magic? A smart cow 🐄
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Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas (Even though cows can't really have religions)
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
