moo.
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Why don’t cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Where do cows get their medicine?
At the farmacy.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
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Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
