Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike?
The cat'll eat it (the cattle eat it).
What's a cow's favorite war?
World War Moo.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
I am mis-steak.
One day a cow ate a fish.
What came out the other side?
A dead fish.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
I'm a fat cow.
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
I give homework.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
What's the song that plays at the very end of the movie, Dr. Strangecow, during the montage of nuclear blasts?
"Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know when..."
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
You
You
You're the cow.
How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What’s the cow's favorite place to go? The moovies!
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!