Conversation jokes
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
"Can you tie a knot?"
"I cannot."
"So you can knot?"
"No, I cannot knot."
"Not knot?"
"Who's there?"
"F... off!"
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.