Conversation jokes
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
When the guy asks the girl if she's wet, she replies, "Yeah, milky knickers!"
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?
Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, let's just hug it out!
Neona (😁): Agreed!
A polar bear walks into a bar, asks the barman, “A pint of lager................. and a packet of crisps.”
The barman asks, “Why the large pause?”
The past, the present, and the future were having an argument. It was tense.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
I don't want to taco about myself.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.