Conversation jokes

Girlfriend

One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.

But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇

Computer

One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"

The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."

Alcohol

What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?

"Alcohol, you later!"

Indian

If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.

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  • Doctor

    "Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."

    "Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

    Memes

    Fish

    Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"

    Orphan

    Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

    Windmill

    The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

    The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

    Hair Style

    My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

    Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

    Son

    What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?

    "Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"

    Fat

    Her: "Land of the free".

    Me: *fat*

    Her: What do you mean?

    Me: It's not fat-free.

    Death

    I wonder if any of these people are still alive.

    Anyways,

    When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.

    Sister

    "You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

    And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

    Pie

    Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.

    Life

    Me: Wanna hear a joke?

    Person: Sure.

    Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

    Person: Dear God...

    Twin Towers

    Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

    Friend: What?

    Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.