Conversation jokes
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
One day, Jim saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. He asked if he was an orphan.
The kid said, “Yeah, what gave me away?”
Jim said, “I don’t see any parents.”
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"
*Titanic was sinking.*
Passenger: Hey, captain, how far away are we?
Captain: Two miles.
Passenger: Which way are we going?
Captain: Down.
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.