Conversation jokes
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Friend: How's it going?
Me: Good, things are good!
Parent: How are you?
Me: Oh, I'm fine!
Twitter: Compose new tweet?
Me: Hellooooo, I would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
"Stop it," said he.
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
You heard a conversation between Sans and Papyrus:
Sans: "Sub bro."
Papyrus: "DON'T 'SUB' ME BROTHER! YOU STILL DIDN'T REDINTEGRATE YOUR PUZZLES!"
Sans: "Easy bro, I have done a ton of work today."
Sans: "A skele-ton."
(Drum effect)
Papyrus: "OH MY GOD SANS!"
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
A guy is talking to an Indian therapist.
He had a red dot, and the American thought it was from a sniper rifle and tackled him and said, "I thought the red dot on your head was from a sniper rifle!"