Conversation jokes
Night chat. #love you forever maybe until I die! 🌸
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.
Can anyone talk with me? Bored...
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Prince, can we please chat?
This is a joke to tell to someone with you or something. SOMEONE will laugh. Say: "This word isn't gonna be funny until I tell you, your probably not going to laugh." *your friend* "what's the word?" *you* "finger" *friend* *dies of laughter*. *note* it works better if you wiggle your finger or something before and not everyone laughs, so don't feel bad if they don't. Also, don't be surprised if you get put in jail for murder, because you're going to kill someone with this.
"Prince, please talk to me!"
I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.
I'm as bored as heck, someone want to chat?
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."