Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Africa has every gun except for what
A water gun
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
