Continent jokes
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
When an African has a twin, your me??
What is illegal in Africa? Water guns.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Your hairline goes back to China.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.