Continent jokes
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
How do you get 1 million followers?
You run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
What is the favorite dish in Africa? The empty one.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
What is the most common theme in Africa?
Starvation.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.