You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
