Continent jokes
Have you ever had Ethiopian food??
Neither have they.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
You鈥檙e Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
I'm American, and I'm sick of people saying America is "the stupidest country in the world." Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.