Construction jokes
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Bob the builder.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Memes
Floor on the road?
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.