I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.
Abandon ship!
Floor on the road?
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Bob the builder.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
