Construction jokes
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.
So I could put kids inside you.
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.
Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.
Floor on the road?
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!