Construction

Construction Jokes

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

What is the similarity between math and buildings?

Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.