Construction jokes

Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?

It'll be udder renovation!

Floor on the road?

Bob the builder.

Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?

Because he thought it said "Home Deport."

Why is a brick always hard? Because he seen the brick that was getting laid right next to him.

Why does new pavement smell like butt?

In other words you can also call it asphalt.

Ass-phalt.

Well, we started off by ripping up ALL of the decking.

Abandon ship!

What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.

Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack!

What goes up and down and does not move?

Stairs.

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar!

Wanna hear a construction joke?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.