Construction jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
A homeless man sits in front of a Home Depot. A man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks, "Why are you in front of the Home Depot?" And the man says, "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.