What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
That dam looks damn cool!
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
