Why does Trump play Minecraft? Cuz he can build walls
Whats an orphans dream job? A builder, to build themselves a home.
what the difference between a frog and a skyscraper the frog can jump hahahahaha
what do you call an orphan at a construction site?
child labor
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
i had some puns about construction but im still workin on em
Do u want to hear a joke about a construction? Sorry still working on it!
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? -sure Oh sorry I'm still working on it :-]
Wot do u call dwarf the fell in to a cement mixer
A wee hard man
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
Why does trump build a wall? There’s a such thing as a ladder.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The fish swam in litter and oh, dam!
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
