Construction jokes
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
That dam looks damn cool!
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.