Construction jokes
Your cut [is] so broke, even Bob the Builder can't fix it.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Memes
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What do Mexicans call a wall? A ladder.
America: I'm going to build a wall.
Nazi: Been there.
Soviet Union: Done that.
That dam looks damn cool!
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I said to the fish, "I have dam."
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
This place is gonna boom in a few days, just like the towers.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.