Construction jokes
What did the Arch bridge say to the Truss bridge?
"I Truss-ted you!"
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
How do you make a builder cry?
Kill his family.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"