Construction jokes
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
Why did the first fence hate the other fence?
The second fence used some of-fensive language.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn red? Well, it depends on how hard you throw them.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
You know the drill, but do you know the hammer? Hah, nailed that one.
But I also think I screwed it up.
How do you fix an igloo?
With Iglue.
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Do you know why I don't like stairs? They are always up to something. #dadjokes
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.