Construction jokes
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?