Construction jokes
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
The invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.
What is so similar about a concrete block and a garden?
They both make vegetables.
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Why is it called a building if it's already built?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
What did one brick say to the other? Never LEGO.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.