Construction jokes
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*