Construction jokes
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Need an arch? I Noah guy.
Did you know that the shovel was a groundbreaking invention?
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Mortar is like a woman's fanny; the more you play with it, the wetter it gets.
My tutor just said this quote of 2k18^^^
Pontypool is rough.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? It's groundbreaking!
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why didn’t the construction worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
A cardboard belt is a waste of paper.
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.