Conflict jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Shout out to the terrorists, your year is starting off with a bang!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Why did Hitler kill himself? Because the air was gas.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?
Nothing, they blew him up.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.