i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
whats the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot
Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
So my dad said to me and my sister don't fight but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
