I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Gay people would suck at war.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
How is the business in Ukraine? It's booming.
