Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.