When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
Conflict Jokes
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
