If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
