In america, you fight Ukraine. In soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Rape the only sign of world peace in this life.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) Vs Russia (🇷🇺) place your bets!!!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine? «Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Q - What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war? A - Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Women be like men cause wars forgets men fight those wars while they fake cry
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
somone was bullying stephen so i said why do you not stand up for your self
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
so i saw two homeless people on the road fight i said stop fighting and go home i gess it was a little insensitive
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Husband and wife get into a fight wife says “go blow off some steam I’ll let you fuck a hooker” so he does that comes back and says “I’m off the hook now”
