Conflict

Conflict jokes

So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?

The Western Front is domestic violence.

If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.