Conflict jokes
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Gay people would suck at war.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Fuck Jewkraine!
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.