Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Conflict Jokes
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
If you ever feel useless... Just remember that if you ever feel useless... Just remember that it took the US 4 presidents, trillions of dollars, thousands of lives, and 20 years to replace the Taliban with... the Taliban.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Gay people would suck at war.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
Fuck Jewkraine!
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
