Conflict jokes
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."