I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got excited and asked if I could drive a plane.
Gay people would suck at war.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
