Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
I declare war on Gwen!
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Clarie: I don't even care if it was a joke he made on me, you and Karlen, and if you think I'm getting over it, then you must have an oatmeal for a brain.
Jordan: Clarie ... you are so sensitive when she tells a little joke about you, me, and Karlen.
Clarie: It was painful!
Jordan: Who cares? I laughed. Ben is not a bad person, okay, calm down.
Clarie: Ben is a bad person. We are making friends with a bully/thug, but you say that he is not a "bad person", my mom is going to kill me if she finds out that I am hanging out with those kinds of people!
Jordan: Then don't tell her! Listen, I need you, give Ben a chance! Please?
Clarie: Shush, Karlen is coming!
Karlen: Hey guys, that Ben guy for sure has a way of saying words, I wish I could hurt him!!
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during World War Two. He was an officer.
Me: Cool, what rank of officer?
Jim: SS.
Me:...
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do you call six gay men at war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
