Conflict jokes
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.
Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.
Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.
Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.
Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
What is war used for? (put in comments below)
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
What makes a nuke and divorce the same?
It only takes one of each to end your life.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.