Conflict

Conflict jokes

I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."

Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

Mrs. Kadie, I just heard about a FGTEEV video about vegan nuggets.

Duddy: Sup FGTEEVERS, me and James Marsden just got some Chick-fil-A.

Viewers: Got ya again Mrs. Kadie.

Mrs. Kadie: Vincent and James, I am going to push you off your roof.

Duddy and James: AHHHHHHH!

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.

Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.

During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.

He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*