Comparison jokes
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
That is so bad, just like you.
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!