Comparison jokes
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a piece of shit? A. Shit isn't orange.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
You look as fat as a pig.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
I like my women like I like my diving pool:
Deep and wet.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
You're shorter than a thumbtack, like, boy, your auntie is probably taller than you.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
That is so bad, just like you.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.