Comparison jokes

Mariah Carey is a more legit rapper than rapboat.

Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?

A. The Jello has a higher IQ.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

What's longer than a penis?

About anything.

Why did the octopus cry?

Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.

What is the difference between a human and a burger?

What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?

Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.

My new stepfather told me that I'm his new son, so I said okay.

My stepfather said that my and your mom have a few things in common. I said, "Yeah, like what?" My stepfather said, "Well, you came out of your mother's pussy; I eat your mother's pussy. You used to suck on your mother's tits; now I suck on your mother's tits. Your mother used to smack you in the ass when you act up; now I smack your mom in the ass now. Your mother calls me daddy; now I am your new daddy."

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!

Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

What's the difference between a rock and a woman?

The flat ones get skipped.

What is the difference between a human and human rights, and a tree tree, and a house that has to?

Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.

If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.

What does a pickle look like a p*nis?