Comparison jokes
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
You look as fat as a pig.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
Yo mama is so fat, the country of Russia isn't big enough to house her!
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?
A different sized elephant.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
What's the difference between a dick and a rock?
One's hard.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
What do you say to a bully?
I might not be perfect, but at least I'm not you!
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.