What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
What is the difference between a car and a tree 🌲? A tree 🌳 can not drive but a car 🚗 can drive
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me....
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
what is the difference between you and my dad? nothing
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd Nothing they both can’t breath
What’s the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What’s the difference between 1000 used tiers and 1000 used condoms?
Ones a good year and ones a great year
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
