Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
Comparison Jokes
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Your mama's so fat that she canât even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
Whatâs the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
What's the difference between depression and your ex?
Depression f**ks you harder.
The only difference between you and Jesus is that Jesus believed in himself.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Whatâs the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?
I beat both of them.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Whatâs the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Youâre a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Whatâs the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
