Comparison jokes
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
Memes
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
What’s the difference between cereal and a baby?
I personally think cereal is not nutritious.
Steve Jobs would've been a better president than Trump...
But I guess comparing apples to oranges is unfair.
What is the difference between a baby and a sweet potato?
About 140 calories.