Comparison jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What's the difference between a rock and a woman?
The flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman? You can unscrew the lightbulb.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Yo mama so big, she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.
I was riding ya mom... LIKE SHE’S MARIO KART!
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
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