Comparison jokes
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One makes you believe in Heaven, the other makes you feel it.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.