Comparison

Comparison jokes

Difference

    • What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.

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    • Pedophile

    • What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

    The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.

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    • Dark Humor

    • If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

    Double whammy.

    Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

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    • Comparison memes

    Difference

    • What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

    Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

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    • Water Bottle

    • Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.

    Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.

    In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.

    Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.

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    • Hitler

    • what's the difference between hitler and you?

    one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

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    • Chainsaw

    • What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

    Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.

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    • Yo mama

    • - Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

    - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

    - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

    - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

    - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

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