Comparison jokes
Your forehead is so big you look like MegaMind.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Yo ass built like a wide body Hellcat!
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
You're so skinny that if I were to put you on a flagpole, you would wave in the wind.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.