Comparison jokes
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.