Comparison jokes
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.