What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What's the difference between a plane and a woman
At least the the plane doesn't give you herpes when it crashes at your place
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza...nothing because I'll eat them both
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What's the difference between apples and dead babies?
I don't ejaculate on apples before I eat them.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
