Comparison

Comparison jokes

Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.

Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.

My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"

Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."

Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.

What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.