Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.
How are genders different than the Twin Towers?
There are two genders.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
