Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
What did the watch say to the failing watch company?
"You better watch it!"
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
