Company

Company Jokes

Animal

Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.

CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.

Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.

Accident

My step-dad works at a lumberjack company and he took me to work. I went climbing trees later that day and now I'm in the hospital.

WiFi

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

Boy

A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.

Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."

Sex

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

Victim

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

Incest

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company...

Bounty

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Yo mama

Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

NASA

Why does NASA only serve Coke?

Because they can't get Seven-Up!

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  • Slogan

    He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.

    She: Why?

    He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)

    Soda

    A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

    Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

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