Common jokes
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
They never get old.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common? They will both die eventually.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.