Common jokes
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.