Toilet Paper

Anonymous

What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Sea

Anonymous

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Fat

Hitler did nothing wrong

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

2

Darkness

CheetoBandito

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.

3

Marriage

Anonymous

What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.

Goody

Anonymous

What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?

They can’t reach 30.

Depression

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

What do apples and depressed kids have in common?They both hang on trees.

Nonce

Anonymous

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

Baby

Anonymous

What’s do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn’t want either of them

Depression

Depressed_Onion_Cutting_Itself

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

Priest

Lebrun James

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.

Animal

Anonymous

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

Baby

Anonymous

what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common

                                                                              they both make noise when you throw them

Michael Jackson

Dynub

what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

they’re both predators

Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

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Orphan

Anonymous

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging… . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room… . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees… . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad

Milk

Recon snipe

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

Smell

Anonymous

What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it

Football

tanner pomeranz

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

Wrist

Anonymous

What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing they both get cut