What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What does gum in my d*ck have in common?
Both get chewed on by little kids.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
