What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
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What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on and they sometimes choke you.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common? blowjob is anonymous
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
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What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why don't some people like pennies? Because it's common cents
What do KFC and a brothel have in common? They’re both full of greasy chicks
What's common between a feminist and a knife? They both stay in the kitchen.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
What do parents and dark humor have in common. Some get it, and some don't.
What do a a stole and a emo have in common... They both sit still
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
what does and orphans parents and the predator have in common
they are both invisable
