Common Jokes

Anonymous
in Prostitution

What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts

Esther
in Squirrel

What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

Anonymous

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Dynub
in Michael Jackson

what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

they’re both predators

Anonymous
in Offensive

whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting

John / Sensei

Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .

in Dark Humor

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready kids?🤣

Anonymous

What does a kid and wine have in common?

Shit i forgot but they’re both locked in my cellar right now.

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Rusty

What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

Anonymous

What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo

Jp2008

What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the

mathJET
in Math

Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Anonymous
in Toilet Paper

What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

Life sucks

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren’t much to look at but you can’t help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

TrailerRick
in Prostitution

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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Emo fortnite chick
in Emo

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,

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Anonymous

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don’t care if she has either.

Olivia
in Pig

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP