What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Common Jokes
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
