What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they’re both predators
whats do computers and white kids have in common? They don’t have trouble shooting
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they’re both locked in my cellar right now.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless untill you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have In common they both have a one two combo
What do kids and drugs have in common , I sell both of the
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren’t much to look at but you can’t help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don’t they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don’t care if she has either.
what do you call a pig that does karate