Common Jokes

What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?

They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What does a kid with cancer and dark humor have in common. They never get old.

What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.

What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?

They can’t reach 30.

What do apples and depressed kids have in common?They both hang on trees.

What does mcdonalds and Catholic priest have in common

They both put their meat in 10 year old buns

What’s do an abortion and a baby have in common? The mom doesn’t want either of them

You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?

Both end up getting cut.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.

What does a shark and a computer have in common?

They both have megabites.

what does a baby and a hand grenade have in common

                                                                              they both make noise when you throw them

what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?

they’re both predators

What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging… . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room… . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees… . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad