whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P U. U. U. U N. N. N. N S. S. S. S
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common “They are all very tearable” he replied Well, there is one person who gets it!
what do miss reeves and michael jackson have in common? :they both have a touchy feeling for kids
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What does a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round. And round is a shape.
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do birds and children have in common? If you shoot them they die.
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
What do orphis and broke up couples have any common
They cant see each other anymore
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
