Common

Common jokes

Alcohol

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

Orgasm

What do orgasms and impulses have in common?

I don’t care if they have either of them.

Jet

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

Santa Claus

What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

Royal

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

Memes

Weed

What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

They both get smoked in bowls.

Wrist

What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.

Spider

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

Pen

What do pigs and ink have in common?

They both go in a pen.

Chain

What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?

Difference

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Shape

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round, and round is a shape.

Technology

What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?

They both don’t work.

Sexist

What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?

There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.