Common jokes
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Memes
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.