Common jokes
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
What do an acting role and playing sports have in common?
If you break a leg, you get cast.
What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.
What do women and appliances have in common?
If they don't work, hit them until they work.
What do painters and prostitutes have in common?
They're both paid for a good finish.
What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?
The bear has common sense not to fire it.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Do you know how diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Q. What do iPads and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
A. Kids turn them on.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.