What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.
Why don't some people like pennies?
Because it's common cents.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
