Common jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
We're all unique, which is something we all have in common.